Back story #1
We’re one of those weird families that has family meetings to discuss upcoming events/weekend plans/dinner menus/etc.
Everyone was sitting around the kitchen table this morning. Dude was still finishing up his french toast.
Me: Alright team, what’s on the agenda for today?
Dude, stops with his fork halfway to his mouth: DEFENSE!!!
He’s been watching a lot of basketball recently, so I guess that was his knee-jerk reaction at the mention of “team.”