Heh heh heh

Dude-ism #56

Tonight for dinner, we ordered delicious seafood take-out. Well.. the rest of us ate seafood, Dude ate chicken fingers and french fries.

Dad is normally pretty good at self-control when it comes to food, but not while we’re on vacation. After consuming his seafood platter, he dove into the Old Bay fries and onion rings with glee.

I turned to Dude and said, “Dude, Dad’s being a pig tonight. And what do pigs say?”

“Heh heh heh,” Dude replied.

 

So there you have it, folks. Impressionable individuals and/or children born after 2009 won’t know that pigs actually say, “Oink.” They’ll only know the Angry Birds version of the pig.

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