Back story #1
As you may recall, Dude is very much into attractive women. Specifically, blondes.
Every once in a while, we get the delightful treat of having him say something incredibly inappropriate within earshot of said attractive women.
Dude loves vacation. And I don’t think it’s only because of the ocean. I’m willing to bet the multitude of bikini-clad women have something to do with it as well.
A few years back, we were sitting on the beach when a rather buxom blonde in a rather teeny tiny bikini walked past us on her way back to her towel.
As she passed us, Dude looked up and said, “Wiggle wiggle!!”