The key to Dude having a pretty awesome Saturday?
1) Haircut with his favorite stylist
3) A Russian imposter saying, “Kermit the Frog here!”
Seriously. If you want to get a guaranteed grin and/or laugh out of Mr. Dude and have little to no shame, put on your best Russian accent and say things Kermit would say. He LOVED Muppets Most Wanted because of it.